Kate's conversation with herself

During craft time today Kate was making a school bus out of construction paper.

Kate:   "Why are you cutting me?"

Kate:   "Cause it's my job to cut this off."

Me:     "Kate, are you talking to yourself."

Kate:   "No, the bus is talking to the scissors."

(I actually had to google scissors to find out how to spell it. Pathetic!)

What was I thinking...

30 hours.

This is how long I have gone without nursing Sawyer.

Sawyer has been slightly cranky.

He is a little mad at me.

But mostly he is fine.

He's Fine!

Me.

On.

The.

Other.

Hand.

Someone shoot me.

Or chop my boobs off.

Quitting cold Turkey.

What. Was. I. Thinking?

My baby is 15 months!

How can Sawyer be so old already? And why can't he be my baby forever?

Don't judge me now, but here is a confession.

Sawyer is still breast-feeding.

I said it outloud. That was hard.

Are you sitting in judgement?

Do you think that it is freakish that a kid that big is still being fed by his momma?

I'm going to try an ween him.

I'm nervous.

Wish me luck!

Here is a picture of Scott and Sawyer at Dustin's wedding.

Sawyer fell down the stairs so he has a huge scab on his nose.

Still pretty cute if you ask me.

Almost done with Kindergarten...

Dylan only has one month of kindergarten left.

How did this happen?

And a better question...how am I going to entertain my kids all summer with no school?

Dylan is sure a cutie!
And the tallest boy in his class.

The cleaning lady

I cleaned out Kate's room today and it was GROSS!!!

 I can't believe all the stuff she hides out of laziness.

Me:      Kate, why is there so much toilet paper in your room.

Kate:    (Blank stare...shoulder shrug) I don't know.

Dylan:   (Yelling from another room) I know...she sucks on it.

Me:       Kate Ryan, you don't suck on toilet paper do you?

Kate:     (Blank stare...no answer)

Me:       Kate, you don't eat it do you?

Kate:    (Blank stare...no answer)

Me:       Kate!!!  You eat toilet paper? That is SOOOO gross!

Kate:    (Serious stare). I like it.

Seriously people?

 My children's behavior can be so disturbing at times.