I cleaned out Kate's room today and it was GROSS!!!
I can't believe all the stuff she hides out of laziness.
Me: Kate, why is there so much toilet paper in your room.
Kate: (Blank stare...shoulder shrug) I don't know.
Dylan: (Yelling from another room) I know...she sucks on it.
Me: Kate Ryan, you don't suck on toilet paper do you?
Kate: (Blank stare...no answer)
Me: Kate, you don't eat it do you?
Kate: (Blank stare...no answer)
Me: Kate!!! You eat toilet paper? That is SOOOO gross!
Kate: (Serious stare). I like it.
Seriously people?
My children's behavior can be so disturbing at times.
Oh my goodness! I love your response! :D
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny to me. I love that you simply address it...no, "Oh my gosh...my kid eats toilet paper...I wonder what that means..." etc., ad nauseum. Way to take care of business!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle, and just think, she could be eating something way more gross. Atleast it's clean toilet paper, right!
ReplyDeleteCan I laugh even harder? Max likes to suck on her hair. Just wanted to make you feel better. :)
ReplyDeletelaughing so hard right now that is good. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteEw! This is funny though.
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