Okay apparently I was not suffereing from a Toilet Paper shortage...I was only suffering from a BLIND 4 YEAR OLD.
What I failed to mention was that the closet with the toilet paper was only a few feet away from my bathroom throne my tush was perched upon, and rather than risk dripping (yes, I used the word dripping...so sick) urine on my bathroom floor, I trusted the judgement of a 4 Year old to tell me that we were out of TP. Upon later inspection, and after a trustworthy comment on my first post from Kimm, I checked the closet for myself and found in plain sight...Toilet Paper in Surplus.
Cold bunners for NOTHING.
Stupid, Blind Dylan
But in his defense, he has puked 16 times in the last 3 days and neither one of us has had any sleep. So maybe I should add...
Stupid, Blind & Tired Mom & Dylan