Someone stick a needle in my eye please.
Sawyer got a hair cut and it's too short.
His hairdresser stinks.
She is the worst. She's fired.
Please poke out my other eye too.
And spank my bottom for being the hairdresser.
(In my defense, he was moving around...a lot. But still, I didn't plan on
cutting it so short.)
I'm going to miss those long curls so much.
Good thing he is still cute.
Who am I kidding? I'm still ticked.